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ELROND: Men? Men are weak.
CUNK: Are you sure about that though? Because my mate Paul ate some bath salts once then lifted a Fiat 500 that was parked outside Basingstoke train station
ELROND: That's not the kind of strength I'm talking about...
CUNK: So what you're saying is, Elves can carry even more? Like a Golf or a Toyota Corolla or something?
ELROND: No. That's not what I'm say-
CUNK: Do Elves take performance enhancing drugs?
ELROND: Yes, but that is not important right now.
CUNK: Do you also have any recreational ones or just for work?