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Republicans want someone younger than Donald Trump as president: new poll (www.newsweek.com)
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[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean that can always nominate JD "couch lover" Vance.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

No dolphin will ever vote for him.

[–] FireTower@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] ChaoticGoodHeart@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Every Republican will tell you that Snopes is not a reliable source. If they say it's false, then it must be true, right?!

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Like I'm going to trust the crooked liberal media.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

People come up to me and ask, "SwingingTheLamp, is it true that JD Vance put his dick in a couch?" I dunno. People are saying that JD Vance fucked a couch. Great people, some of the best people are saying it. We have the best couches in this country. Did you ever notice that? Best, sexiest couches. Migrants are flooding across the border to defile our couches. Dropping loads between our cushions, not even a rubber glove. It's disgusting. We have to keep our couches safe for good, American dicks.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

That's not fair, even AP had to say there's no way to actually prove he didn't fuck a couch!