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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“That’ll be $18…” He looks confused. “You have to pay for the food sir…”

"You know what I'm gonna give ya? I'm gonna give ya to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! One... Two... Ten! Ahahaha!!! Ahahahahahaha!!

"Keep the change, you filthy animal."

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"get on your knees and tell me that you live me."

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

"I believe you.

... But my Tommy gun don't."