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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Pretty sure its doctrine that Jesus knew it was the last supper

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 66 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why else would he hire a 26 seat table and a painter?

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The painting wouldn't have to be so big if they used both sides of the table.

[–] Trashcan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Fint forget the kangaroo!

[–] superkret@feddit.org 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

After all, he sacrificed himself to himself to convince himself to forgive you.
If he didn't know, that would make no sense at all.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Jesus knew that Judas would betray him before Judas knew that he would betray him.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Also, Judas is vilified for doing what God made him do. Seems harsh. And 20 pieces of silver is 20 pieces of silver.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Now that you mention it, it’s really Judas we should be thanking for all this. Otherwise Jesus might not have died for our sins. He might have just gotten hit by a bus or a runaway goatskin cart or whatever they had back then.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Did you just shortchange Judas 10 pieces of silver?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He got his 10 pieces of silver, fair and square. What would you even spend 5 pieces of silver on back then?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to see the pawn stars meme with Judas trying to sell Jesus. “This messiah… it’s just gonna sit here.” And “I know a guy who knows about messiahs.” Then chumly is gonna go take him for a ride on a motorcycle in the desert.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

His messiah guy? Pawn-tius Pilate.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

That's why he didn't take my offer, I reckon.

[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And Jesus has the audacity to say

Woe to that one by whom the Son of Man is betrayed! It would have been better for that one not to have been born.

Guess what, someone had to betray you for the story to go forward

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jesus was basically calling bullshit on the scripted event that triggers the final cut scene where he loses regardless of how well he prepped.

[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

This is my headcanon now 😭

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

I bet he got really good at acting Suprised though what with being all-knowing all the time.