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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (8 children)

What would your made up Olympic sport be?

Mine would be: Carrying 2 six packs of beer and a phone through 4 rooms, opening and closing 2 doors along the way, turning on and off 3 light switches and placing them safely in the fridge in 15 seconds flat without incident. I've had years of training.

[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Folding and organising laundry.

Starting with basics then moving on to more complex items such as suits and gowns and dresses, even onesies and oodies.

To be judged by multiple judges by speed and accuracy/precision and have a scoring system aggregated like ice skating.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How do you go with a fitted sheet?

[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

That could also be something on itself.

Bed making could be a division or the final event for the gold.

[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Sitting on couch drinking beer and not moving

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Can this be a team sport?

[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Last man standing rules?

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Throwing rocks at cars that don't indicate with points awarded by how much the repairs add up to.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago

What about cunts who stick in the right lane going under the speed limit? Would you be interested in competing in that event?

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

How do you win the Gold?

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Tag. Not laser tag, just tag.

Or maybe British Bulldog, that game is brutal.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

I accidentally got British Bulldog banned at Primary school.

[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago
[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Plastic container bottoms and lid matching. Each competitor gets a tub of containers, and has to match them up the fastest and there would be some decoys in there that have no match. Winner measured by speed and accuracy.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Omg. That's genius. Extra points for "burping".

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

listen to the same song on repeat