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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.
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Is there a visible plunger or poop knife in the vicinity of the toilet? If so, your decision is simple.
Either way, I'd still choose the toilet. Don't put too much paper in at once, and if it clogs, just quietly inform the host. Toilets clog all the time, and it's not a big deal. A year from now, people won't remember "the dude who clogged the toilet", but they'd definitely remember "the dude who pooped in the backyard".
Too late ๐ซ