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Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

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[–] shortypants@lemmy.world 67 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You'll use much less TP and not need "flushable" wipes that still clog your main sewage line

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I know you're joking, but i think I'd enjoy a Dyson ass dryer.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Technically, why not?

[–] overcast5348@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Because the butthole is sensitive and repetitive exposure to heat can cause issues.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

No heat, imagine just a hand holdable blower with a complimentary vacuum to suck in everything blown away. Like at the dentist. The dentist makes a mess in your teeth while the assistant uses a little vacuum tube to clean it all up.

[–] shotgun_surgery@links.hackliberty.org 2 points 4 months ago

Bumhole heatstroke is a thing. Gotta be careful.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Got a solid chuckle out of me man, thanks. Needed that.

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Be sure to grab extra batteries and keep one on the charger. Trust me

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I wonder when Dyson is going to bring out their arse-sized airblade?