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Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pooping solo, a roll of TP will last me a month or two. A pack of TP will last well over a year.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Gosh, I hope everyone poops solo. 🫢

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I hope that one day you too can share a connection with a special someone or someones where you never have to poop alone.

You are valuable, loveable and you deserve this

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Different stokes for different folks.

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

no we share the bidet!

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who's this we you speak of? 😶‍🌫️

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

whoever i'm doin' a dooduet with

that's why it's called a number Two btw

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 4 months ago

I mean that no one else but me is using the ass loafs.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Let me introduce you to the Donnerbalken.