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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I recently had sex with a longtime friend who didn't really seem to know her way around a blowjob. I'm getting ready to have a playdate with a married friend whose husband wants to watch. As a result of the first and in anticipation of the second I made up an essay about what I like when receiving head and offered it to my married friend. She accepted and said that she was happy that I did.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I read that Gordon Ramsey does the same thing.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Wait he cucks or he is the cuck

Edit: Either way now I want a TV show where Gordon berates people for being bad at fucking his wife

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

No, Gordon writes essays to give to people about how he likes to get head.

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 4 months ago

Condom? It's fucking RAW!

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Misney makes 'em pay!

[–] thekidxp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

It's weird seeing misney in the wild

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It's like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

He wants to watch and participate. Not cucking.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago

Sex shouldn't be this weird thing we make it out to be.

If everyone is comfortable with this proposition, then go for it. It's not for everyone, but in this case, there is no shame and no hiding. OP even communicated in advance what are his limits.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Some of the best head I ever had was from someone who liked encouragement play and I just monologued what I liked about what they were doing the whole time till I came.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

That's awesome. I have Asperger's and always ask, "Teach me what you like. Show me how you get off." then, "Do you like this? Do you like this? More or less? Do you like this here?" If they can teach me what they like I will do it and variations on the theme.

One thing that I think really benefited my technique was watching my wife and an old fuck buddy of mine go down on each other. I noticed that they both did the same thing so I tried it to very positive reviews.