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Cryptic Currency (lemmy.ca)
submitted 4 months ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Or cryptid currency, where you pay in bigfoot hairs and squonk snot

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or crypt currency, where you pay with corpses looted from your local graveyard.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Does Mothman fur count?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yes. We also accept snallygaster talons, chupacabra scabs, and toenail clippings from the Jersey devil

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

I've got some girl scout cookies from the Loch Ness Monster that I understand to be worth about tree fiddy...

[–] tate@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jackalope?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Horn shavings.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago

Inadmissible, since fast as fast can be, one cannot catch the jackalope.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would absolutely be a wendigo bag holder and lose track of where my skinwalker is.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You think that's bad, what do think I'm gonna do with all this Dewayo scat?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Dewayo is going to the mooooon. Just hold out and you will see Lambo, everybody is sleeping on that and once the halving happens, you will laugh all the way to the beachfront villa.