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Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast (reductress.com)
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[โ€“] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Also humans with ADHD

[โ€“] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

I'm never sure if the 3am zoomies are my roommate or the cat.