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[โ€“] TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Satan has created a library that runs as efficiently as possible and covers every possible use case, and all we need to do to get access is sacrifice 1000 virgins. Do it for the cause.

[โ€“] BaldProphet@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Sacrifice 1000 programmers, got it