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If AI can now speak Italian, it can certainly replace us... (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 3 months ago by lseif@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You may not understand, but we do.
Questo segreto rimarrà custodito gelosamente dalla stirpe italica. ◉‿◉

[–] MazonnaCara89@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No brother non possiamo tenere questo segreto fino alla fine

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 3 months ago

Non c'è scelta, se l'ultimo italiano dovesse lasciarci, allora anche questa informazione dovrà lasciare l'umanità

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Perché no? Un' po' come il segreto per come preparare la pasta

[–] robigan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Lmaooo mi ha fatto ridere troppo!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

breaks spaghetti near you

[–] robigan@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How about go die in a hole?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We could care less

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Taken literally, that implies you do care.

(To mitigate the pedantry: Given it's a rather dispassionate response in the context of a provocation, it is probably a very weak "care" though. Just because it's nonzero doesn't mean it's significant.)

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, I couldn't care less. I missued the phrase on purpose.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Aw shite, I've been pedant-baited? GG

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

it's fine :)

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sad bopity boopities

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 3 months ago

Rememeber, whenever you break one spaghetto you break one heart 💔

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

calls SISMI