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‘It is not illegal to teach drunk’: Charges dropped against 2nd grade teacher accused of being intoxicated in class (lawandcrime.com)

submitted 5 months ago by givesomefucks@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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While the District Attorney’s Office agrees that it is highly inappropriate to teach while intoxicated, it is, unfortunately, not illegal.”

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[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I read the title like "you can't fix stupid".

e.g. "you can't teach drunk"

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 months ago

Usually the misreads are funnier, but the original title is already pretty great. I think the intended meaning wins this time! Haha