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[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Pour the grease in a hole outside. Just dig a hole in the dirt where you don't walk a lot and pour it in there. It'll be fine.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 73 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Until you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Instructions unclear

fries bacon dirt...

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago

I was a fool. I was curious. I clicked. I haven't actually felt that "Lunch wants to come back up because you looked at something" feeling in a LONG time!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I'm scared..

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Hey, at least it wasn't Jolly Ranchers...

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

I was thinking punk band name.

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've been doing this for a while and it's literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Yeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn't a good thing.

[–] ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

Same, and doing this is devastating for whatever biosystem is in that soil.

Small amounts, it'll cope with. But for industrial amounts, or if you deep fry, please no.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

there was a time when I saw a food show on tv about steamed burger place. I thought it seemed easy enough so I tried making it myself. The burger runoff water/grease left over got dumped next to a tree in my yard. For the next several weeks everyone walking their dog would have to wrangle it awag from the spot because they would zoom in as soon as they smelled it. I also tried dumping it on the road thinking the rain would wash it away but the rain just chilled and hardened it and dogs would lick it up, further distressing their humans.

edit: also recommend trying the food. steamed cheese is spoogy and really neat on burger

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!