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Protip: lick the end of the bag, so the plastic sticks to your fingers
My personal lifehack is to hold the side that opens between my lips and blow, that loosens them up pretty reliably.
And if you're lucky it makes a farting noise, so I consider that a bonus.
Hashtag producestrong
I just eat the bag, its easier, free and delicious with the added benefit of supplying my daily microplastic demand
And I will not stop until my testicles can be used as ping pong balls!
My fingers naturally can open them dry, no need for licking.
OOOh FANCY PANTS RICH MCGEE OVER HERE.
Fancy pants? More like greasy hands!
I can wash my hand for 2 minutes thoroughly, and will still open a bag with no issues
Even prorer tip: pull the handles gently apart from each other, the pulling will make the plastic to come apart and then you can grab the edges and open it.
This works in finnish supermarkets, dunno if the bags are the same over there.