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Defragged Zebra (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Defragged cows. System files cannot be moved.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If they stand close enough and you scan them with a barcode scanner, they show up in the system as beef, but for only $0.21/per pound.

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

How much is dog meat these days anyways dear husky?