this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
407 points (95.1% liked)

Funny

6827 readers
383 users here now

General rules:

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 42 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I am reasonably certain I have been to the theatre where she went down on that guy.

This is the most interesting fact about my life.

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They should put up a plaque in the seat it happened.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

"Did you know? This seat is the only one in Ottawa to feature in an Alanis Morissette song.

This plaque is here to remind you."

[God I wish I knew how to Photoshop]

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"... of the mess she left when he came in her."

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Nah, that's the stains and popcorn pieces on the floor they spackled over for preservation.

They look like jagged little pills now.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

Nature is amazing!

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

I am reasonably certain I have been to the theatre where she went down on that guy.

When contacted for comment, Morissette responded:

"Can confirm! I was giving him the side-eye."