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World's first bioprocessor uses 16 human brain organoids for ‘a million times less power’ consumption than a digital chip (www.tomshardware.com)
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[–] Gigasser@lemmy.world 150 points 5 months ago (2 children)

[–] neo@lemy.lol 60 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Are you seriously ill, but don't want to leave a ton of medical debts to your family?

Then donate your brain tissue to BrainCloud™! Instead of costing your family a lot of money, you might make them Millionaires* and also reduce CO2 emissions of world leading AI applications! Leaving a better world for our children!
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[–] Gigasser@lemmy.world 50 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Oh God, imagine your braincells being used to mine crypto.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You ‘pute 64 bits, whaddya get?

Just ‘nother load for your instruction set

Satoshi don’t call me cuz I can’t go

I sold my soul to the crypto bros

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

O no hes over heating!

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

Oh my god. That would be… no different than now for me 😒

[–] Aux@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I can definitely imagine your braincells being used to mine my crypto!