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Wait so after foreign election interference, multiple sexual assaults, bragging about those same assaults, an attempted coup of the government, and losing classified documents, the thing that finally gets Trump charged with a criminal offence is dating a stripper
Fucking America, man!
Found guilty of falsifying business records as part of a wider effort of election fraud.
Yeah "dating a stripper" wasn't quite it. First off, he didn't "date" anyone. He literally met a pornstar, invited her to his hotel, and raw-dogged her. But that's not even a crime. You can raw-dog pornstars to your heart's content if you want to. That was just the motive for his crimes.
But not the motive that a normal person would have. A normal person would try to prevent their wife from finding out. Trump literally did not give a shit if his trophy wife knew he was out banging randos while she was still nursing her newborn. He only cared that it would hurt his election chances. So he paid nearly half a million dollars to cover up the story, committing 34 felonies in the process.
I love that all of the above isn't an "alleged" event. All of it has been proven in court as fact. Well, except for the Melania nursing her baby part. That is an embellishment on my part. I'm pretty sure trophy wives don't nurse their kids - they have nannies for that.