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How it's going (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world to c/usa@midwest.social

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[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Cop: Ma'am, your BAC is .04, why were you driving so fast.

Florida woman: I'm getting married to a ferris wheel and I was trying to shave my legs on the way.

(This actually happened a long time ago)

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Blood Armadillo Content?

[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Mann Shorts, so the story line is presented in d&d format...

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mann Shorts

Hour long video

More like Mann Longs amirite

[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

it's like 20 short videos combined into one. The Florida saga is like a ten year long running joke at this point.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago

There's absolutely no way that's real. I refuse to believe.