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[–] manucode@infosec.pub 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

She would still have to either trust him or take birth control herself as well.

[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 76 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Is any birth control really trust free?

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

The only thing that works is abstinence. It's like handling a gun. Don't put your dick in something that you can impregnate unless you're ready for kids.

Disclaimer: This comment is not meant to be taken seriously. Even though it's true.

[–] Ifera@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Worked for me, turned gay. Five stars/zero kids.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Keep trying! You’ll get his ass gregnant one day if you try hard enough!

or girl’s ass, I’m not sure which kinda gay you are!

[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I know it puts me at odds with probably every sex ed curriculum, but I don't think abstinence counts as birth control because it's not coitus that risks pregnancy. It's like saying ice skating is birth control.

[–] jaykay@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

Worked for me. Still don’t have kind

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Condom. You can see that it's there. Closest you can get.

[–] Ifera@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

It is pretty easy to tamper with a condom in invisible ways, from poking holes or letting it expire, to stealthing. Hell, you can even cook the condom at low heat for a while in its package and you will cause significant structural damage to it, without even bruising most packaging.

Even a freshly bought condom and a little sleight of hand can go a long way into tampering. No birth control is trust free.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Get a vasectomy, it’s pretty close

[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The other party still has to trust that you actually got it and all the rest of the sperm have passed.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lab tested and certified baby, I’d put it on my resume if that wasn’t weird

[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Would have to add some cryptography to that certificate to make it trustless.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

New cryptocurrency in 3... 2...

[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I was just thinking about good old fashioned PGP lol.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Penis Gay Pregnancy

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But then you're trusting every doctor's office to only sign off on men that are snipped. You need a decentralized oracle with random inspections from local sperm auditors.

[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 2 points 5 months ago

I mean, a baseline trust in medical practice should be a given. Maybe not.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[–] jonne@infosec.pub 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're always supposed to use multiple methods regardless.