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Anon needs help proving something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 69 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Easy test: do the parts still have cum stains on them?

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 98 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Obviously the Theseus gnomes account for that. They're goddamn professionals.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But then it's not your cum anymore

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

They're very thorough.