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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I didn't even know they had a salad. And if I'm being honest, I'm petty surprised anyone would actually order it...

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Waffle House has a bigger menu than most people realize, you just have to actually request a full menu. It's actually on the fine print on the menus.

I only know this because I worked absolutely awful shifts and the only place open when I got off was either Waffle House or another diner, so I spent way too much time with coworkers at both.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

wait...people go to waffle house sober???

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

After 10-13 hours on the factory floor, I don't know that you'd call any of us of sound mind or body.

But lemme tell you, at that particular point of 3:20AM, knowing your week just hit the halfway point without counting OT, that waffle was a gift from the heavens.

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 6 months ago

Oh trust me, I know...

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Pretty sure almost ANY restaurant will have a salad somewhere, even if they're 100% carnivore focused otherwise, because there's always that odd vegetarian that shows up out of nowhere and refuses to eat anything else.

Same goes for burgers, apparently. Even Red Lobster and Olive Garden have one on the menu, presumably for those awkward family dinners involving grumpy teenagers who didn't want to be there in the first place.