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This video shows one way to make them, but doesn’t really help with my impression that there’s something strange in the state of Denmark. It also makes me think these long egg tubes could probably be used as heated pocket pussies.
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You're supposed to blow on it to force the yolk out, eat that first, then fuck the albumen, and consume that afterwards. At least that's how it was taught to me.
The butthole stretcher is just like a free space in bingo.
How much is shipping and handling?? That's where you long egg tube people get ya.
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You had me at jamming eggs up my dick. Take my money!
This is what us Swedes have been saying all along.
And you're right about everything except your misconception that us being weirdos is a BAD thing 😉
Show these fine people your pizzas
Delicious
NGL. Banana curry pizza is pretty satisfying. Had it wile doing a harryhandel in östersund.
Mmm, nothing like pulling a fresh tube egg out of the hamper when your cat's been warming it up.
I'm guessing, it being eggs, this might explain the rotten smell.
Based on the video, there seems to be multiple opportunities for use of the heated pocket pussy
Dammit, now I gotta fuck an egg for science (this time)