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[–] eeltech@lemmy.world 205 points 6 months ago (9 children)

Nowadays its all about monetization :/

Lemmy is kinda refreshing and reminds me a lot of the early internet/reddit.

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 83 points 6 months ago (2 children)

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

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[–] FractalsInfinite@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago

First off, lol, but secondly and in fairness:

If you use something like incogni or ... aura? Aurora? Theres some second one now thats being widely promoted...

If you used one of these things to sort of mop up whatever data you have out there that private brokers have, and then followed your very good advice and used a different DNS system, along with an actual no log, obfuscated payment VPN...

That might actually result in what apparently we olds have known as basic online privacy.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago
[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah me too.

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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm sorry, I think I annihilated that upvote button so hard I had an integer overflow

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

As the cycle continues the more niche places will continue to have that feel. Always vigilant for the nuttos but comes with it being a non mainstream community. Good and bad.

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 months ago

Thats the crux of it all. The a lot of the funniest videos 15+ years ago were just random videos on random accounts. There was no monetary incentive, so a lot accounts were just people who luckily captured something funny and uploaded it. Creative stuff felt authentic too, they were not chasing a trend, they were just trying to show off their original skills. I still love a lot of what we have today, but it is getting buried by trend chasers.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Nowadays...

If there is one eternal constant in human history, it's that every generation inaccurately believes that the problems they face are new.

Human creates thing.

Thing is cool.

Humans exploit thing.

Thing is no longer cool.

Humans reminisce about how cool the thing used to be, and lament the loss of cool.

If Lemmy gets popular enough, it too will be monetized and we'll al have to find somewhere else to go.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

If the future involves big popular mainstream paid instances, it sounds like the fediverse was a success.

Lemmy won’t be what it is now, but our niche instances can still exist.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I don't think there will ever be a place like the old web again. Lemmy is better than reddit, but lots of the crap from there is just as common here, stuff that really wasn't as common before. I'm absolutely certain a disturbing amount of people say dumb shit, make spelling mistakes and stuff like that simply to get "interraction".

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Culture changes. The best we can do is keep influencing it for the better, just wherever we're able.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

I can't speak for everyone, but I post more frequently here than I did on reddit because we gotta get those numbers up.

[–] OnlyTakesLs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just with a lot more communists

[–] Arelin@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Explains why it's not monetized to shit

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just don't let a communist government get hold of it.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

That's an oxymoron, comrade!

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

It hasn't reached the critical mass for monetization. It's not ripe for the picking yet.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

I was to comment that this realization came to me when I've found an antique but active forum about gore, that I can't access it anymore, and I'm stuck thinking if it's for the better.