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Life gave me some lemons. What should I do? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 8 months ago by lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Culinary and/or philosophical advice welcome

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[–] Kolli@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Cave Johnson answered that but I can't recall and quote all that.

[–] BreakDecks@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!