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I would want to exude this energy:
But I know I would exude this energy:
If I looked like this, I'd have to beat the women back with a stick!
Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can't have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I'd have a boy for that.
No need to use a stick - if you're The Macaroni, you're allowed to use your.........elbows
I want you to know this was an angry upvote
I see that as a win also.
You .. You do know why powdered wigs, don't you?
Explain
Head lice.
:-D
With $20, you could buy many peanuts.
Explain how!
Sores from syphilis lol.
Yeah. I remember the opening chapter from Shogun. I wondered if people just got so used to the stink they didn't notice?
Did you just type a stutter?
YYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh!
Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.
Sounded perfectly to me!