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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon misses a potential match (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Plot twist: Anon is the fattest man you've ever seen in your whole life. He just swiped away the only woman on Tinder who would ever swipe right on him.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 months ago

I'm 6'2" 165lbs with an 80k/year job and this story could've very well been about me

So I guess what I'm trying to say is, he's either the fattest man you've ever seen, or has ADHD and is socially awkward, which are both also apparently just as unnattractive to women

It's okay though I met my gf IRL and she's just as scatter brained and awkward as me.