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"Programming Sucks" (www.stilldrinking.org)

submitted 6 months ago by Mbourgon@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Don’t know how I’ve never come across this, but this made me laugh and cry and nod appreciatively.

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[–] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Which is odd- I threaten mine, and that’s why it behaves.

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

opens htop threateningly

[–] raldone01@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Pid 3386 behave or I am gonna SIGKILL all your children. That's not an EMPTY THREAT. In fact I will start with the first one RIGHT NOW.