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[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 97 points 7 months ago (4 children)

C. Since it just wants one and I would think the immediate safety of people involves moving it away and then tending to the patient.

Messing with the weapon, checking whether it’s empty, isn’t necessary and you’d still have to move it anyway

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That’s not what Dr Dre would do, fool

[–] Clusterfck@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Shit. Looks like we forgot about him again.

[–] AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

HE SPECIFICALLY TOLD US NOT TO DO THAT....

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcv5Ma8u8k YouTube video dr dre Eminem and a third dude Vemo video thingee

Edit: I think he was telling us specifically to fuck off now, in the future, after we forgot about him

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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 14 points 7 months ago

Good, you can work in the ER. Healthcare workers are not assumed to know every firearm and how to operate them, even though we are in America.

[–] Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I had a girlfriend that was always studying 24/7 for her tests and never had time for me. One day she asked me to help her study and her entire exam was stuff like this, I kid you not. I realized she was too dumb for me and dumped her.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Lmaooo what was she studying?

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So... If it wanted more than one what would you select?

[–] fishbone@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

B and then E just to keep everyone confused.