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Daily Discussion Thread:🍒 Tues 2 Apr 2024 (aussie.zone)

submitted 7 months ago by CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bang. There you go.

I knew an old bloke who bought a shop just so he could sit out the back and listen to the races without the wife nagging. She was forbidden from entering the shop. Fuck he hated customers.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

what did he sell out of curiosity?

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Not much.

Locals knew not to go in there because he never changed the oil but if you happen to stumble in there and ask for something other than fish n chips he'd yell DOES IT LOOK LIKE I MAKE HAMBURGERS. CAN'T YOU READ. FISH AND CHIPS as he pointed to the board which had no prices on there at all other than the words Fish and Chips.