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Q: What do you call a guy with a shovel in his head?
A: Doug.
Q: What do you call a guy without a shovel in his head?
A: Douglas.
Q: What do call a guy with a seagull on his head?
A: Cliff.
Q: What do you call a guy floating off the end of a pier?
A: Bob.
Q: What do you call a guy tied up in a bag of leaves?
A: Russell.
Q: What do you call a guy with a picture frame around his neck?
A: Arty.
Q: What do you call a guy with scoliosis?
A: Archie.
Q: What do you call a guy with 50 rabbits up his bum?
A: Warren.
Hahaha, I love these, although for us Russell was a guy in the bushes. ๐