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submitted 7 months ago by restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

You can negate the debuff entirely if you wrap meat in dough. God can't see through dough. Easy exploit