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God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers (hard-drive.net)

submitted 7 months ago by restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 19 points 7 months ago

Lots of golden lines from this one

Longtime churchgoer Loretta Montgomery is disappointed by her local church’s involvement in the event, “I don’t recognize the parish I grew up in. Just last week our priest took an ad break in the middle of his homily to talk about NordVPN. And now he expects us to say ‘gg’ instead of ‘Amen’? Lord have mercy.”