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Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond (www.theonion.com)
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[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Top Secret is Val Kilmer’s best film. Fight me.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It’s Tombstone and you know it!

[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tombstone would be better with more skeet surfing.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 months ago

And underwater saloon fights.