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submitted 6 months ago by Dex@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 6 months ago (4 children)

That guy in the thumbnail has a lot of coffee.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He had a $300 windfall and decided to spend it all on coffee

[–] imakeninjascry@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Arooo! Don't spend it all in one place!

[–] mundane@feddit.nu 10 points 6 months ago

Wtf, I didn't even notice until I read your comment.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Shhh! There's a lethal dose of caffeine, let him drink.

[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Correction: he has a great deal of coffee cups. It might be an issue where he doesn't use a trash can.