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Sometimes you really need that vodka shot when things go wrong in the database (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 8 months ago by reboot6675@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[โ€“] apprehentice@lemmy.enchanted.social 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They should have a rocks glass with a query on it

SELECT * FROM liquor_cabinet WHERE proof >= 120

[โ€“] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

> 176 shots returned.