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Long trek home (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 8 months ago by pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Some time ago I had a fever dream confusing reality thing and when I woke up I had reason with myself that "no, I can't run a program in my brain". I couldn't decide if it was a disappointment or a relief.

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 8 months ago

that is kind of the premise of the techno-mage's story 🤔 !unix_surrealism@lemmy.sdf.org

[–] renedescartes 5 points 8 months ago

How do we know that the thoughts which occur in dreaming are false rather than those others which we experience when awake, since the former are often not less vivid and distinct than the latter?

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Wait 'til you learn what tracing is