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submitted 6 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

No one called him Lucifer at the time either.

Which brings me to one of my favourite Jimmy Carr snappy QI answers:

Stephen Fry: How many of each animal was there on Noah's Ark?

Jimmy Carr, without missing a beat: None. It didn’t happen.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

"All right, smartass, how many of each animal was there in the story of Noah's Ark?"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Between two and three billion.

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Exactly. That's for sure the other wrong part of it.