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submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget spray paint and lighters!

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can just...rent a bulldozer. Whenever I want. And no one will even try to stop me. Not until it's too late, at least.

[–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Very Killdozer vibes. Pop off, King! (or Queen- I don't know you especially when the FBI comes around asking questions 😉)

[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 2 points 8 months ago

I just hope they work on a way of getting it unstuck from buildings, nothing could stop you then.