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I guess I'll go eat some scrambled children (by Alabama's definition)
Unfortunately you are going to need to eat a lot. Chicken eggs are usually not fertilized and therefore could never become a life. They breed chickens separately. So if chicken were humans, the cartons of eggs at the store would not be considered children in Alabama.
They just determined that unfertilized eggs are children. By their logic, I'm eating chicken. I just made it ridiculous to show the massive flaw in their logic.
"Behold, a man"
I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure they ruled that frozen embryos are children.
Not that unfertilised eggs are.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/alabama-hospital-puts-pause-on-ivf-in-wake-of-ruling-saying-frozen-embryos-are-children
Also, it really doesn't need any exaggeration. It's very obviously ridiculous even without the chicken jokes.