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[–] Wrench@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Snorkeling gear? So, what, a 5 foot Reed like in looney toons? Because you don't snorkel to sit on the bottom.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You snorkel so you can continually see what's below you without holding your breath. Then you spit it out when you're ready to dive.

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't you mean you spit it out when you come back from the depths like a whale?

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

If you black out with a snorkel in your mouth while you're diving, it will cause water to rush into your lungs and you will almost certainly die.