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submitted 9 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd much rather have the man disappear into the irrelevance he came from

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not enough schadenfreude.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's the ultimate schadenfreude, he's already broken completely as a person, then to blow away like so much dust

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's fine, but can Elmo make him cry first?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 months ago

Probably already does.