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I don't think getting that amount of crystals will be that difficult. A quick Go Fund Me, should be more than sufficient.
Or just move to an Oklahoma trailer park. Everyone makes crystals round these parts
A time machine that runs on meth? I guess that's a lot cheaper than a time machine that runs on cocaine.
That's called cocaine and it only takes you to the future.