Just wait until you've heard about the war crime that is Ohio Valley-style pizza
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2024
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Oh I wish it were just a joke…but it’s very real.
It looks like if an adult was banned from buying Lunchables pizza, but still wanted that same disappointment.
Except the crust and sauce are hot, which makes the cheese warm.
I say don't knock it until you try it. I love it
Mmm, warm cheese….. lol, no thank you.
Never heard of Steubenville, but I’m going to blame this war crime on the people of Pittsburgh nearby. That sounds like some Pittsburgh bullshit.
Steubenville has more than one Wikipedia page, and not all press is good press.
Yeah immediately after seeing it was from Steubenville I remembered that… Absolute hellhole
While it didn’t originate there, it did make its way to Pittsburgh before going westward
Ok that looks terrible especially compared to the Dayton style that’s right nearby.
Steubenville has produced nothing but disappointment and tragedy
Wait… Dayton style?
This is getting out of hand. Now there's two of them!
Also, what's Dayton style? If it came from the Oregon District it might actually be good
It’s cassanos. Marion’s would also fall under it.
I mean, that says it all right there. That's not a pizza style, that's a war crime
Okay, anyone that got this far and isn't from the area, Steubenville is Pittsburgh lite. They speak Yinzer, call the above abomination "cuisine", and generally suffer from generational lead poisoning. Also, the "Ohio Valley" isn't some canyon in Ohio (although I'd encourage you to visit the Hocking Hills sometime, it's quite beautiful, with several breathtaking ravines). No, the Ohio Valley refers to both the basin of the Ohio River particularly and more broadly the geographic region that feeds the Ohio River. That means the "Ohio Valley" stretches as far as Tennessee lol
Only in… nah, I shan’t say it.