I’m a motherfuckin user. I log onto this website sometimes. That means I dictate when you shit and for how long. Just be glad your breathing is out of my control. For now.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Aha but your breathing is now under my control now.

You are now aware of your breathing.

[–] Xiaz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“You are now manually breathing” works substantially better

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

What does air smell like?

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Doesn't that increase the degree of control I have over my lungs, if anything?

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

People have gotten fucking insane with this "Everybody should do exactly what I think they should do at all times full stop and if they don't they're literal fucking garbage, and if you disagree or care about a different thing than me you're just a whiny baby whining about baby stuff" mentality.

I'm a lefty, and it's an election year which means I get to deal with this for 10 months straight from the dems.

[–] Kalysta@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

And if there is a CHANCE you might do something they don’t like…they cancel their primaries

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Unless you're a mod. Then it's "Everybody should do exactly what I think they should do at all times or ban."

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't miss that part of Reddit. haha

[–] CaptObvious 2 points 2 years ago

I don’t miss Reddit. Full stop.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

They are my mods. I may insult them as i please. If others do so, they die!