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[–] grandkaiser@lemmy.world 94 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis"

SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

lol I read that as “existence as we know it comes to an ad” thinking you meant going into a perpetual commercial break

[–] Antimoon51@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

a perpetual commercial break

This is how I imagine hell... Waiting for something to continue.. forever..

Anyways, I'm gonna get myself some popcorn. Someone else?

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Hey, uh...

Microwaves broken, and we're out of popcorn.

The issues are related, and it's Steve's fault.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 10 months ago

you forgot the part where Steve Harvey, in the anguished tones of a man who has crossed hell and is delivering one final message, screams to the stage directors

"THE PENIS"