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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

most can only support one person at a time.

As a Dutchie, that's bullshit. Three at the least.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Maybe three Dutchies but certainly not three Americans.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe Americans should ride bikes more and this wouldn't be an issue.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

If you'd been to America you would know why they can't ride bikes. I live 20 miles from work, and 25 miles from any public transportation down a road that goes 60mph with no shoulder, and no bike lane and hilly sandy soil. Biking would kill me within the week.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago

I live in America. What you describe is a problem that can be fixed.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

3 Americans as well. If you don't go for an ultra-light sport bike, but a steel one.