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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ADTJ@feddit.uk 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Going less than ten miles away? Sure

Going 30+ miles away and no rail links exist? Fuck you, I guess

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

back in my day if you werent rich and had a horse, we WALKED everywhere. UPHILL. BOTH WAYS. IN THE SNOW

WITH NO SHOES

[–] xan1242@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Did you fight a lion on the way to school on one foot while the other foot was starting a business?

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

One lion? I longed for the days when there was only one lion.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

For the uninitiated: The Bad Old Times

https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE?si=CwIXUnYMCGshBqiE

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 8 months ago

And don't forget all the quicksand pits!

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This is why I love TRAINS!